Not Dead Yet Then (x6)

A6 size. Blank inside for your own message. Printed onto FSC-approved board in the UK.
 
Surprised they're still standing? Celebrate your best friend's birthday with this funny illustrated balloon birthday card. Guaranteed to make them chuckle. It’s a bit rude, a bit cheeky and a bit offensive, but is there a better sort of message for the front of a birthday card? We think not.